- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What's white and gluey Glue

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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