- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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