If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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