Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Do u take sugar?

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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watch a i d s left

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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