"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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You just read this ..

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Do u take sugar?

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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