A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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