What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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guest what i love pancakes

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Where's my tractor?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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