- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

hextech crafting too opieop

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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