boobs.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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