Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Yock

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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whats chinese noodles

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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