What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

William wright is Gay

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

The jets are a good team..

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

women's rights

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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