There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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an athiest walks into a church

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Vagina cream... end of story

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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