- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

My Butthole.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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