a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

A women's opinion.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

The MLS

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

My dad

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