Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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I'm Batman.

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Your future.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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69

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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snooki

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Justin Bieber

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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