MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Pain Olympics.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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kesha is a virgin.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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