Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

The jets are a good team..

You know what's catchy? A cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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