Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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God

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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balls

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69

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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LET

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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