- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Hey! Where is my tracker?

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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