What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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