Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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