- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

whats black and white? a zebra

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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