- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

womens rights.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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