Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why was the boy laughing? Because

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Morning wood.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

what do gay people eat?? food

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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