- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Vagina.

Obamacare

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

bryden is a faggot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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