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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Vagina.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Obamacare

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

bryden is a faggot

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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