- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man makes a sandwich.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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