- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

hextech crafting too opieop

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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