Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Yock

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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