- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white? a zebra

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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