- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

womens rights.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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