- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Once upon a time

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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