who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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