Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Once upon a time

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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