-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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