Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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