"Knock knock." "No."

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Nickelback

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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