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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Sarah Palin

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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