What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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