- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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