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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

H o m o comes out as homo

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Daym im romantic

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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