My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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An Artic Storm.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Homonyms should be band.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Wigan.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Hahaha

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