A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Im black

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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