- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Im black

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Are you black? Kill yourself.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

what's worst than being gay? being black

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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