What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did it die Nothing died

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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