What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Homonyms should be band.

An Artic Storm.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did david give back? Nothing.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

xavier stop

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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