Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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xavier stop

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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