- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

what's worst than being gay? being black

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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