- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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