- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

If i open this door you can go trough it

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

black people

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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