Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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womens rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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